Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blog Post
I
Among twenty random comments,
The only moving one
Was the first by the blogger.
II
I was of three minds,
Like a post
In which there are three typos.
III
The blog queue whirled in the crackling winds.
It was a small part of the power line.
IV
An essayist and a blogger
Are one.
An essayist, a blogger, and a journalist
Are one.
V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of smart aleck remarks
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blogger raving
Or just after.
VI
Sharp words filled the long comments
Like barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blog post
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the typeface
An unintelligible cause.
VII
O thin men of Blah-Blah
Why do you imagine golden words?
Do you not see how the blog posts
Wind around the necks
Of the writers before you?
VIII
I know noble accents
And flaccid, indecipherable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blog post is involved
In what I know.
IX
When the blog post flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many listservs.
X
At the sight of blog posts
Vying in a green fight,
Even jaws filled with jujubes
Would cry out sharply.
XI
He texted over Connecticut
On a small phone.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his GPS
For blogposts.
XII
The river is moving.
The blogpost must be flying.
XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
The monitor was glowing
And it was going to glow.
The blog post sat
Near my weary-limbs.
Photo credit: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
Among twenty random comments,
The only moving one
Was the first by the blogger.
II
I was of three minds,
Like a post
In which there are three typos.
III
The blog queue whirled in the crackling winds.
It was a small part of the power line.
IV
An essayist and a blogger
Are one.
An essayist, a blogger, and a journalist
Are one.
V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of smart aleck remarks
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blogger raving
Or just after.
VI
Sharp words filled the long comments
Like barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blog post
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the typeface
An unintelligible cause.
VII
O thin men of Blah-Blah
Why do you imagine golden words?
Do you not see how the blog posts
Wind around the necks
Of the writers before you?
VIII
I know noble accents
And flaccid, indecipherable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blog post is involved
In what I know.
IX
When the blog post flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many listservs.
X
At the sight of blog posts
Vying in a green fight,
Even jaws filled with jujubes
Would cry out sharply.
XI
He texted over Connecticut
On a small phone.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his GPS
For blogposts.
XII
The river is moving.
The blogpost must be flying.
XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
The monitor was glowing
And it was going to glow.
The blog post sat
Near my weary-limbs.
Photo credit: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
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Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blog Post
I
Among twenty random comments,
The only moving one
Was the first, by the blogger.
II
I was of three minds,
Like a post
In which there are three pauses . . .
III
The blog queue whirled in the crackling winds.
It was a waste of my precious time.
IV
An essayist and a blogger
Are one.
An essayist, a blogger, and a hot air balloon
Are one.
V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of smart aleck remarks
Or the puffing of innuendoes,
The blogger raging
Or just after.
VI
Sharp words filled the monitor
Like barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blog post
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
In cyberspace
Like Siberian thaws.
VII
O thin men of Blah-Blah
Can you imagine golden words?
Do you see how your blog posts
Wrap around the necks
Of those who follow?
VIII
I know noble accents
And indecipherable rhythms;
But I know, too,
The blog post is involved
In what I know.
IX
When the blog post scrolled out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of lots of blistering bluster.
X
At the sight of blog posts
Descending in a mean fight,
Even jaws stuffed with jellybeans
Would cry out sharply.
XI
He texted over Connecticut
On a small phone.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his blogposts
For blogposts.
XII
The server is moving.
The blogger must be crying.
XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
The monitor was glowing
And it was going to glow.
The blog post zapped
By my weary limbs.
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